The Only Thing That Could Have Made This More Ridiculous Is If There Was An Eddie Van Halen Guitar..
Monday, 24 December 2007
"Hills" fakes Lauren Conrad and Heid Montag recently worked out their animosity for each other through the medium of dance. Both girls showed up at Goa in LA on Friday night to shoot scenes for the next season of "The Hills". And of course, MTV made sure that they were both there at the same time. They're about as real as my brief affair with Joey Fatone. Anyway, Lauren was in the hizzy with her co-stars I mean friends Audrina Patridge and Lauren "Lo" Bosworth. Heidi was accompanied by her now-ex fiance Spencer Pratt's sister Stephanie. And it was on! Some shit-stirrer at MTV had them seat Lauren and Heidi at side-by-side tables with their backs practically touching. Dude, I would so watch that show if drinks got thrown or someone slugged someone else in the melon. But alas, they took to the dance floor as the DJ spun 80s, Britney and Lindsay Lohan while the girls had an ole' fashioned dance-off. Screw this dance-off crap, give them both handguns and let the bodies hit the floor. Scripted, of course.
